I Think Its Time For A New Phone Number

So, yesterday at 10:19 am I get a phone call from 1-336-847-0800 (yup, I just put it on blast).  I didn't know the phone number, so I clearly didn't answer it.  He leaves a voicemail saying, "Hey Stephanie.  This is Thomas.  Call me back."  Well, I know one Thomas and this guy wasn't it.  So I didn't call him back.  Flash forward to today at 10:45 am.  Same number, no voicemail.  Well, curiosity got this cat.  I called.  "Thomas" answered. Here's the really odd conversation and my thoughts on it:

"Thomas" (who seemed to be a fat, 30-something redneck) seemed surprised I didn't remember him.  He gave me his last name Mc(something) and said he thought we had a "really good time" when we met at a bar in High Point about 3 months ago.  I informed him that unfortunately for him, whoever he met was not me b/c I have been with my fiance for about 4 years and have not been to High Point in approximately my entire life.  He then apologized and said someone must have set me up - maybe my "husband's ex-girlfriend."  He said he'd throw away my number and never call me again.  I also apologized and told him that someone must not have had as good of a time as he had if they gave a false name and phone number.  He told me I had nothing to be sorry for and to have a nice day.  Click.

So here the extrapolation will commence: 
1) "Thomas", if you, in fact are real and had SUCH a good time w/ "me" why did it take you THREE MONTHS to call? Or is it that maybe someone randomly dared you to call me yesterday?  Someone, who, as you said does have it in for me (for whatever reason)?
2) Clearly "Thomas" does not know my "husband" b/c he would know that my FIANCE has an ex-WIFE, not an ex-girlfriend and she doesn't live anywhere around here.  Destiny may be the culprit of a lot of things, but I don't think she has her hand in the cookie jar in this one.

So if you know Thomas, the number 1-336-847-0800, or anything about this matter, feel free to clue me in on the practical joke.  If not, at least I got an interesting blog entry out of the matter.