1000 Ways (Not) To Propose

My poor boyfriend.  He got stuck with an uber neurotic, anxious, semi-paranoid girlfriend.  Late in 2008, I started grinding it into his head that 2009 was my year for an engagement.  I think soon he took the hint and we went looking for rings a couple of months ago.  Now look, there are less than 2 months left in 2009 and Stephanie still has no engagement ring :(.  It's very sad.  Here's what's even more sad (and also a little disturbing)....Everywhere we go, at all times of everyday, I expect a ring.  I mean yesterday we went to the freakin mailbox and I thought, "Wow, I bet when we open it, there will be a ring box in there."  But yeah, no ring.  So guys, if you're looking for a way to propose, you should call me.  I can think of a way to propose for every minute of the day...Here are some of my new faves:  1) Get a magician to do a magic trick and when he finishes the trick, voila!, there's your ring...2) Get up in the morning to use the bathroom and come back to cuddle with your sweetie, with a ringbox in hand...3) Have all of her very best friends come in for the weekend as a surprise and when she walks in the door after work on Friday, SURPRISE, engagement and engagement party.  and last 4) Attach the ring around your fat ass cat's neck and wait til he goes and sees Mommy      Oh, I could do this all day...and probably will.